Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
they're like a gay fantastic four
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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