I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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