some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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