I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
time to smoke my breakfast
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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