Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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