He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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