you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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