But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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