I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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