take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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