Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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