I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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