We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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