i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dicks are not precious.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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