why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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