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you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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