I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
