i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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