i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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