who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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