last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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