just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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