And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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