i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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