Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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