How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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