Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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