Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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