I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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