Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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