That's intense
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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