i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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