I hope mine doesn't look like that
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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