Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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