My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Can you bring me the toilet please
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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