What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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