don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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