dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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