If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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