I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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