Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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the day after is always just damage control
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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