in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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