Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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