remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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