So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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