I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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