I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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