are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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