just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
