Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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