we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
