I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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