That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just want nice things and good sex
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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