i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sorry about my life...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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